two days worth of shit

we got stranded in the fucking worst place in America
yesterday: stony fuckin brook. No pictures cuz it
wasn't worth the fuckin battery. true story. we just
got back a few hours ago and are trying to get our
lives back. no disrespect to stony, but the shit
wasn't for us. period. On a lighter note, we come
with the obligation to provide a variety of new
material to check out... two days worth.
Thank you.

Video:
Hood Juggernaut
Hooters galore:
MyTits Blog

We also went to a few galleries:
Matt Greene "Surrender"-- Deitch Projects -76 grand st.- paintings by mister greene are huge, and the detail is INSANE. the women on the canvases keep your eyes busy, not just cuz they're revealing, but cuz he arranges their body parts as puzzle pieces. The scenes he creates in the background: mystic, surreal, dreamlike, etc etc. Def must see.

Johnathan Borovsky "Human Structures" -- Deitch Projects-- 18 Wooster st.-- picture is self-explanatory. Overrated in our opinion. The structures are big, but thats about it. The viewer cannot interact with the structures. It would've been better if you could walk under them, and if they'd arranged some lighting to complement the transparent and metallic figures. Thennn it would've been DOPE.

If its still showing, go to Artists Space on 38 Greene St, 3rd floor, and view H-edge, a much better metallic structure in our opinion.
Danny Zapalac: "Body Language: A celebration of women" -- 147 wooster st.(btwn houston and prince)-- nice photography. stop by quickly, it wont hurt.


Food: "I'd rather Die enormous than live dormant"-- Shawn Carter